noodleperson is ranked #70 out of 15,283 (top 1 percentile) 
| pl_redwood_b4d | 124 | 1.72 | 0.90 | 3 | 22 | 02:17:57 | 22-09-2026 | |
| koth_naphtha_rc2c | 93 | 1.69 | 1.06 | 2 | 15 | 01:27:40 | 18-09-2026 | |
| koth_gouda_b2 | 43 | 3.58 | 0.92 | 2 | 8 | 00:46:35 | 18-09-2026 | |
| koth_databank_rc4a | 79 | 2.63 | 1.77 | 1 | 7 | 00:44:40 | 16-09-2026 | |
| cp_stormbreaker_w | 23 | 1.77 | 1.33 | 1 | 7 | 00:17:19 | 13-09-2026 | |
| cp_osiris_b27 | 48 | 1.55 | 0.89 | 1 | 7 | 00:53:59 | 18-09-2026 | |
| koth_metrorail | 47 | 1.68 | 1.11 | 1 | 7 | 00:42:24 | 14-09-2026 | |
| cp_kalgoorlie_b2 | 26 | 2.60 | 0.82 | 2 | 6 | 00:31:39 | 22-09-2026 | |
| koth_mannhole_b1 | 16 | 1.07 | 0.50 | 1 | 6 | 00:32:11 | 22-09-2026 | |
| pl_sludgepit_final6 | 35 | 1.17 | 0.62 | 2 | 6 | 00:56:21 | 21-09-2026 | |
| cp_holdout_rc3 | 40 | 2.22 | 0.99 | 1 | 5 | 00:40:25 | 16-09-2026 | |
| pl_jerrycan_rc4 | 40 | 2.35 | 0.77 | 1 | 5 | 00:51:58 | 18-09-2026 | |
| cp_caldera_rc3 | 30 | 1.50 | 0.68 | 1 | 4 | 00:43:59 | 13-09-2026 | |
| pl_alongside_b14 | 26 | 1.13 | 0.58 | 1 | 4 | 00:44:50 | 13-09-2026 | |
| rush_monoceros | 27 | 3.38 | 1.06 | 1 | 4 | 00:25:22 | 13-09-2026 | |
| koth_lowtide_b10_ws | 16 | 2.00 | 1.03 | 1 | 3 | 00:15:32 | 16-09-2026 | |
| ctf_shipyard_rc1_fix | 39 | 1.62 | 0.73 | 1 | 3 | 00:53:13 | 18-09-2026 | |
| pl_blastforge_rc1 | 35 | 1.17 | 0.80 | 2 | 3 | 00:43:30 | 26-09-2026 | |
| cp_steel_2026 | 2 | 0.25 | 0.08 | 1 | 3 | 00:25:31 | 21-09-2026 | |
| cp_fragrun | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 2 | 00:02:39 | 13-09-2026 | |
| 1 | 351 |  Orcchop |
19 | 3 | 6.33 | 901 |
| 2 | 62 |  MetaVandetta23 |
16 | 20 | 0.80 | 1900.74 |
| 3 | 320 |  Mosquitono |
15 | 8 | 1.88 | 952 |
| 4 | 337 |  LUISARDO |
15 | 3 | 5.00 | 921 |
| 5 | 131 |  Sir Wallywolly Pop |
13 | 7 | 1.86 | 1428 |
| 6 | 1458 |  jadenchamberlain |
12 | 1 | 12.00 | 87 |
| 7 | 86 |  Padoru Pc Gaming TF2C |
12 | 6 | 2.00 | 1684 |
| 8 | 25 |  Lio |
12 | 8 | 1.50 | 2554 |
| 9 | 14 |  Твист |
12 | 14 | 0.86 | 3140 |
| 10 | 55 | Baterios |
11 | 9 | 1.22 | 1977 |
| 11 | 21 | serpenshand |
11 | 14 | 0.79 | 2766.25 |
| 12 | 146 | crimeschneck ⟪human⟫ |
10 | 6 | 1.67 | 1377 |
| 13 | 737 |  Majro |
10 | 1 | 10.00 | 518 |
| 14 | 890 | divine |
9 | 5 | 1.80 | 405.39 |
| 15 | 35 | Nade Eater |
9 | 6 | 1.50 | 2273 |
| 16 | 206 | Jokergirl1 |
9 | 4 | 2.25 | 1185 |
| 17 | 910 | thatonefly |
9 | 4 | 2.25 | 391 |
| 18 | 825 | jan.s.sobucki |
9 | 0 | 9.00 | 453 |
| 19 | 401 | Twilight Sparkler |
9 | 1 | 9.00 | 838 |
| 20 | 176 | The Bear |
8 | 5 | 1.60 | 1282 |