The Milkman is ranked #671 out of 11,599 
| landsknecht's long-knife | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| freudian slip | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| pacificateur | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| blood donor | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| tranq | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| ten-gauge terror | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| world | 4 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| scottish steel | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| sharkshank | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.00% |
| bellator | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| spas-12 (soldier) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| double-tap | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| timeless terrorizer | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| bleed_kill | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| vintage second amendment | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| player | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| saboteur's sabre | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| scattergun | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| speedster's side-kick | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| taunt_guitar_kill | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| earthquake | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| taunt_spy | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| sure shot | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| .40 dual elites | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| angry boom tube | 1 | 9 | 0 | 0.00% |
| frag grenade | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| bigger stick | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| run a-grounder | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| wrangler_kill | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| nuclear football | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| flamethrower | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| propain | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| shotgun_soldier | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| assassinator | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| jolly rancher | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| rain-maker | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| trashmann | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| primed directive | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| standard issue | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| industrial impact | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| knife | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| poacher's pride | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| revolver | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| aagun | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0.00% |
| hell beneath | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| shotgun_primary | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| slam blaster | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| consigliere's cost-cutter | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| cyclops | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| doubleshotgun | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0.00% |
| cp_albany_b7 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 00:00:00 | 01-01-1970 | |
| cp_steel_2026 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 00:00:00 | 01-01-1970 | |
| cp_stormbreaker_w | 3 | 0.38 | 0.28 | 1 | 3 | 00:10:37 | 26-07-2026 | |
| cp_kyuko_b2b | 8 | 0.42 | 0.27 | 2 | 4 | 00:29:32 | 01-08-2026 | |
| koth_oilchange_rc3b | 11 | 0.46 | 0.40 | 2 | 5 | 00:27:13 | 01-08-2026 | |
| koth_boardwalk_b2 | 9 | 0.53 | 0.43 | 1 | 6 | 00:20:52 | 26-07-2026 | |
| pl_viper_b7b | 7 | 0.54 | 0.23 | 1 | 4 | 00:30:38 | 26-07-2026 | |
| pl_sludgepit_final6 | 10 | 0.62 | 0.50 | 1 | 2 | 00:19:58 | 29-07-2026 | |
| ctf_security_rc12 | 17 | 1.70 | 1.08 | 1 | 1 | 00:15:41 | 05-08-2026 | |
| pl_yokohama_b5a | 7 | 2.33 | 0.44 | 1 | 1 | 00:15:52 | 26-07-2026 | |
| rush_incursio | 3 | 3.00 | 1.10 | 1 | 0 | 00:02:43 | 05-08-2026 | |
| 1 | 241 |  Asarnan |
4 | 0 | 4.00 | 900 |
| 2 | 318 |  Ubuntrix (She/Her) |
4 | 2 | 2.00 | 776 |
| 3 | 244 |  Winnie l'ourson |
3 | 0 | 3.00 | 896 |
| 4 | 660 | Sneezc |
3 | 3 | 1.00 | 442 |
| 5 | 2 |  Dude Time |
3 | 0 | 3.00 | 4853 |
| 6 | 601 |  Stavri |
3 | 1 | 3.00 | 490 |
| 7 | 648 | njorv |
2 | 2 | 1.00 | 450 |
| 8 | 1030 | Echolaz |
2 | 1 | 2.00 | 193.524 |
| 9 | 601 | Phantom |
2 | 0 | 2.00 | 490 |
| 10 | 404 |  payk_aron |
2 | 0 | 2.00 | 666 |
| 11 | 917 | Marry Poppins |
2 | 2 | 1.00 | 263 |
| 12 | 918 | Doctor Drac |
2 | 2 | 1.00 | 262 |
| 13 | 243 |  GentlePsycho |
2 | 0 | 2.00 | 899 |
| 14 | 86 | SuperClem_SCS |
2 | 1 | 2.00 | 1402 |
| 15 | 520 |  ChickenMan99 |
2 | 1 | 2.00 | 558 |
| 16 | 732 |  EugeneR34 |
2 | 1 | 2.00 | 383.422 |
| 17 | 991 | Tpupp3ts |
2 | 2 | 1.00 | 213 |
| 18 | 805 |  Brutal Crabbo |
2 | 0 | 2.00 | 335 |
| 19 | 159 | KOZEL |
2 | 1 | 2.00 | 1105.33 |
| 20 | 192 | Flowery |
2 | 8 | 0.25 | 1014 |