| Sentry (Level 1) | 213 | 32 | 0 | 0.00% |
| trailblazer | 139 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| timeless terrorizer | 105 | 3 | 0 | 0.00% |
| modern compound | 103 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| ignition charge | 87 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| rain-maker | 72 | 19 | 0 | 0.00% |
| pacificateur | 69 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| gravy maker | 67 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Death (World Kill) | 59 | 55 | 0 | 0.00% |
| slam-fire | 51 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| speedster's six-shooter | 51 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| operational foxhounds | 47 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| jolly rancher | 44 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| wire tap | 39 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| spitfire | 39 | 17 | 0 | 0.00% |
| ten-gauge terror | 28 | 3 | 0 | 0.00% |
| proof of authority | 27 | 17 | 0 | 0.00% |
| combatant directive | 26 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| texas two step | 26 | 6 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Dynamite Pack | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| masterkey | 23 | 2 | 0 | 0.00% |
| assault cannon | 23 | 6 | 0 | 0.00% |
| contract killer | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Sentry (Level 3) | 22 | 23 | 0 | 0.00% |
| saboteur's sabre | 21 | 12 | 0 | 0.00% |
| .40 dual elites | 20 | 11 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Dynamite Pack (Bomblet) | 19 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| original | 17 | 38 | 0 | 0.00% |
| nail storm | 16 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| trench sweeper | 15 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| control freak | 15 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| lil' mate | 14 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| problem solver | 14 | 6 | 0 | 0.00% |
| backwood modified bow | 14 | 7 | 0 | 0.00% |
| drunkard's wrath | 14 | 11 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Death (Bleed) | 13 | 15 | 0 | 0.00% |
| hunter killer | 12 | 13 | 0 | 0.00% |
| oil baron's caretaker | 12 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| Grenade (Pipebomb) | 11 | 24 | 0 | 0.00% |
| scouting striker | 11 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| peebee and jay | 11 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| household blazer | 11 | 17 | 0 | 0.00% |
| karate! | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| heavy machine gun | 10 | 8 | 0 | 0.00% |
| freehand's misbrand | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0.00% |
| burst rifle | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| crowbar | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0.00% |
| frag grenade | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0.00% |
| ol' brimstone | 9 | 13 | 0 | 0.00% |
| combat rifle | 9 | 6 | 0 | 0.00% |
| pipeball_classic_final1_tf2c_r1 | 129 | 1.17 | 1.08 | 8 | 41 | 01:58:57 | 09-03-2024 | |
| dm_flood2_redux_rc3_tf2c_r1 | 95 | 1.30 | 1.23 | 2 | 1 | 01:17:13 | 19-02-2024 | |
| sd_doomsday | 93 | 1.37 | 0.95 | 7 | 25 | 01:38:09 | 11-03-2024 | |
| pl_humidity | 92 | 2.36 | 1.22 | 3 | 3 | 01:15:27 | 05-03-2024 | |
| pipeball_radar_a1 | 80 | 1.31 | 1.01 | 4 | 15 | 01:19:02 | 03-03-2024 | |
| cp_metalworks_f4 | 70 | 1.84 | 0.97 | 5 | 12 | 01:12:22 | 22-03-2024 | |
| dm_hangar_tf2c_r1 | 67 | 1.68 | 1.65 | 4 | 1 | 00:40:30 | 25-04-2024 | |
| ctf_2fort_neocity | 54 | 1.23 | 1.04 | 3 | 2 | 00:51:52 | 04-03-2024 | |
| koth_fjord | 50 | 2.27 | 1.35 | 2 | 7 | 00:37:08 | 30-03-2024 | |
| ctf_urbanbrook_rc1a_tf2c_r1 | 48 | 1.30 | 0.95 | 3 | 8 | 00:50:34 | 29-03-2024 | |
| pl_ravine_b2 | 42 | 1.83 | 1.33 | 1 | 2 | 00:31:36 | 01-03-2024 | |
| cp_france_rc4c_tf2c_r1 | 42 | 1.50 | 1.08 | 3 | 7 | 00:38:53 | 08-03-2024 | |
| koth_polis_b2_tf2c_r1 | 42 | 1.40 | 1.07 | 6 | 8 | 00:39:21 | 02-03-2024 | |
| ctf_doublecross | 38 | 1.12 | 1.34 | 0 | 3 | 00:28:18 | 01-01-1970 | |
| pl_jinn | 37 | 2.06 | 1.07 | 1 | 3 | 00:34:26 | 24-02-2024 | |
| pl_silverline_rc9_tf2c_r1 | 36 | 2.40 | 1.26 | 2 | 4 | 00:28:39 | 30-04-2024 | |
| pl_pier_b23_tf2c_r1 | 35 | 3.18 | 1.30 | 1 | 3 | 00:26:54 | 28-03-2024 | |
| koth_spillway_rc3a | 35 | 1.40 | 1.29 | 2 | 5 | 00:27:07 | 08-03-2024 | |
| koth_king | 35 | 1.40 | 0.89 | 4 | 4 | 00:39:26 | 30-03-2024 | |
| dom_cliffhanger_b11_d | 31 | 0.70 | 0.58 | 7 | 7 | 00:53:16 | 21-02-2024 | |
| engineer | 487 | 279 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| demoman | 290 | 202 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| scout | 241 | 197 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| spy | 239 | 254 | 0 | 0.00% | 32 | 13.39% |
| soldier | 221 | 123 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| sniper | 220 | 200 | 59 | 26.82% | 0 | 0.00% |
| pyro | 201 | 156 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| heavyweapons | 84 | 49 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| civilian | 13 | 13 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
| medic | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0.00% | 0 | 0.00% |
God's drunkest driver is ranked #1609 out of 54,344